Aloysius Protocol

Named for the (possibly fictional) Dr. Aloysius Kitlinski, this protocol was developed to prevent the spread of ammoniac diseases by limiting transmission vectors and exposure opportunities. The protocol acts as a list of best practices that have been developed over time:
 * 1) Divers shall be quarantined in Hab C for no fewer than 14 days before re-entry to the facility is permitted. Divers are required to keep a journal and undergo daily remote health checks during this period. Any signs of Psychoamination must be immediately reported to Chief Medical Officer November Umbridge. Common symptoms include paranoia, loneliness, wanderlust, and desire to drink ammonia.
 * 2) No ammonia-containing cleaning products are permitted in Hab C.
 * 3) Any crew member found to be harboring native ammoniac life, intentionally or otherwise, is subject to a 30 day detention/observation period followed by a debriefing and mandatory essay on the event. For an example essay, see Why Hilschwisps Are Not Good Pets.
 * 4) All crew members must drink 0.5 L of cranberry juice per day. This has been shown (though not proven) to reduce the chances of developing Windylung. Non-organic crew members are encouraged to use their ration to wipe down any interfaces that may come in contact with humans.
 * 5) [ I really hate how sticky this makes everything -Dr Hek ]
 * 6) Crew are not permitted to leave the facility if not specifically assigned to a mission. Forbidden reasons include, but are not limited to, responding to a distress signal, having a picnic on the shores of Odessa Lake, stargazing, or "just seeing what's out there".
 * 7) Reminder: smoking is not permitted inside or outside the facility.

- November Umbridge